Monday, October 02, 2006

In Light of Recent Events...

If any of you are thinking of moving....

SWF, Canuck

Looking for neighbours (lots of 'em)

Benefits: Inexpensive rent, unlimited Internet access, legal online poker played right from your home

Must love to: Drink copious amounts of beer, eat a lot (hey, I'm a chef), watch football

Side benefits: Lottery here is not taxed, home poker games are encouraged, six-plus casinos right here in your new home city

Downside: Listen to us say "eh?" a lot, get used to your money being different colors. Snow.